VALORANT Funny Crosshair Codes: 16 Crosshairs to Troll Your Teammates With

Not every crosshair needs to be a sweaty tryhard setup used by professionals. Sometimes, you just want to have fun, troll your teammates, or add a little personality to your game. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood in a casual match or make your friends laugh, or even ragebait people during a ranked match, these VALORANT funny crosshair codes deliver exactly that. Here’s our comprehensive guide to the most creative, hilarious, and questionable crosshair designs in VALORANT.

Funny VALORANT Crosshair Codes

1. Cat – The Smol Kitty

Crosshair Code: 0;P;c;8;u;FFB8DBF;h;0;d;1;b;1;f;1;0;t;10;0l;0;0v;3;0g;1;0o;1;0a;1;0f;0;1t;9;1v;0;1g;1;1o;1;1a;1;1m;0;1f;0

Visual Style: Pink cat face

Description: Smol cat or a pig’s nose? Who “nose” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2. Neutral Face – The Dry Peek Master

Crosshair Code: 0;P;c;8;b;1;t;1;o;1;z;2;a;1;0l;20;0v;0;0g;1;0a;1;0s;1;0e;1;1t;10;1l;0;1v;0;1g;1;0;t;0;P;t;2;o;1;d;1;0t;10;0l;9;0v;0;0g;1;0o;1;0a;1;0e;1;0s;1;1a;0;1t;5;1o;0;1m;1;0b;1;1b;1;m;0

Visual Style: Three black squares forming a neutral expression

Description: Nice to switch to after you see your teammates dry peek that OPer for the 4th time

3. Glasses – The Line-Up Legend

Crosshair Code: 0;a;0;0e;0;1l;10;1v;0;1g;1;0e;1;9;1;a;0;0;1;e;0

Visual Style: Glasses/spectacles shape

Description: For all the line-up nerds

4. Clown – The Rage Bait

Crosshair Code: 0;P;c;7;t;2;o;1;d;1;0l;2;o;2;0a;1;0f;0;1b;0

Visual Style: Red clown nose

Description: Passive aggressive rage bait for your teammates, aka

5. Flappy Bird – The Nostalgic Nightmare

Crosshair Code: 0;c;1;s;1;P;c;8;u;00;800DEF;h;0;d;1;b;1;f;1;0;t;7;0;t;0;1;4;0;0g;1;0;t;10;1l;0;1v;4;1g;1;1o;7;1;a;1;1m;0;1f;0

Visual Style: Green bird with distinctive shape

Description: Half the playerbase would not get the reference because their age was in the single digits when this game came out

6. Heart – The Wholesome Aim

Crosshair Code: 0;c;1;s;1;P;c;8;u;F9;7AC0FF;h;0;d;1;b;1;f;1;0;t;2;3;a;1;0f;0;1t;3;1;z;6;a;0;m;1;0t;6;0l;0;0v;3;0g;1;0a;4;0a;1;0f;0;1t;3;1l;8;1v;0;1g;1;1m;0;1f;0

Visual Style: Pink heart

Description: Cute, minimal, actually quite functional

7. Penguin – The Quack Question

Crosshair Code: 0;p;0;s;1;P;c;4;o;1;d;1;z;1;0a;0;0f;0;1t;6;1;o;1;7;0a;0;0f;0;1t;6;1;10;0l;10;0v;0;0g;1;0;o;1;0a;1;1t;3;1g;1;1o;0;1a;1;z;6;a;0;m;1;0t;6;0l;0;0v;3;0g;1;0a;4;0a;1;1t;0;1g;1;1o;18;1a;1

Visual Style: Three white squares forming a penguin

Description: Quack? Idk what sound penguins make.

8. Snowflake – The Cold Precision

Crosshair Code: 0;P;h;0;f;0;0s;0;0a;1;0f;0;1t;4;0;2;t;4;1;0f;0;1t;3;1v;0;1g;1;1m;0;1f;0

Visual Style: White snowflake pattern

Description: Goes well with some skins. Specially if your aim is ice cold 😉

9. Confusion – The Pixel Chaos

Crosshair Code: 0;c;1;s;1;P;t;4;o;1;d;1;z;5;a;0;556;0t;10;0;1t;2;1l;2;1v;2;1o;10;1;20;0v;0;0l;1;0a;1;0f;0;1t;1;1l;1;1v;0;1g;1;1o;14;1a;1;1;0a;1;0f;0;1t;1;1l;1;1v;0;1g;1;1o;0;1;0s;0.628;o;1

Visual Style: Complex black and white pixel arrangement similar to a face looking confused

Description: This resembles half the clown teammates you probably get in ranked on the regular, might as well stare at this very memey crosshair during your game, but fair warning, it can block some parts of your screen.

10. My Girlfriend – The Invisible Aim

Crosshair Code: 0;P;c;8;b;1;t;1;o;0;z;2;a;1;0f;2;0l;6;0v;6;0;10;0l;4;0v;4;0g;1;0o;1;0e;1;1t;2;1l;2;1v;2;1o;10;1a;0.5;1e;1;1u;0a;1;0f;0;1t;1;1l;1;1v;1;0;1g;1;0f;1;1l;1;1m;0;1m;1;0b;0;1b;0;m;0

Visual Style: White letters spelling “FFFFFF” (invisible crosshair lol)

Description: Self-explanatory disappointment: are you truly a gamer with a functional social life?

NSFW VALORANT Crosshair Codes (Use at your own risk)

11. Boobs – Exactly what the name promises

Crosshair Code: 0;s;1;P;c;8;u;F1C27DFF;b;1;f;0;0t;10;0l;10;0v;0;0g;1;0o;4;0a;1;0e;0.309;1t;1;1l;1;1v;0;1g;1;1o;9;1a;0;1m;0;1f;0;S;b;1;c;8;t;FFDBACFF;s;0.677;o;0.746

Visual Style: Orange/peach colored anatomical design similar to, you guessed it, boobs.

Description: Arguably the most popular NSFW crosshair. Surprisingly detailed with color coordination. Your teammates will either laugh or report you, there’s no in-between.

12. Penis – For when you want to be a dick

Crosshair Code: 0;P;c;8;u;D48787FF;h;0;d;1;b;1;z;6;0t;10;0v;0;0g;1;0o;2;0a;1;0f;0;1t;6;1v;10;1g;1;1o;8;1a;1;1m;0;1f;0

Visual Style: Flesh-toned vertical design with distinctive top

Description: The classic. Uses a muted flesh tone and vertical orientation. Perfect for asserting dominance in 1v1s. Guaranteed to tilt your opponents if they spectate you.

13. Vagina – Epitome of cringe

Crosshair Code: 0;c;1;P;c;8;u;E279AFFF;o;0.113;d;1;b;1;z;1;f;0;m;1;0t;3;0l;3;0v;10;0g;1;0o;1;0a;0.726;0e;0.1;1t;7;1l;3;1v;10;1g;1;1o;2;1a;0.71;1m;0;1e;0.1

Visual Style: Pink vertical design with precise spacing

Description: The most detailed NSFW crosshair on this list. Uses multiple layers and opacity adjustments for anatomical accuracy. Peak gamer degeneracy.

14. Butt Hole – The controversial circle

Crosshair Code: 0;P;c;8;u;FF4DA6FF;h;0;b;1;0t;10;0o;2;0a;1;0f;0;1b;0

Visual Style: Pink circular design with center detail similar to the rear exit of a human being and to some people’s gameplay.

Description: Simple, pink, and straight to the point. Minimal design that’s somehow both functional and absolutely cursed.

15. Nipple – Actually decently functional while being weird

Crosshair Code: 0;P;c;8;u;FF69B4FF;t;2;o;0.14;d;1;b;1;0t;10;0l;3;0o;0;0a;0;0f;0;1b;0

Visual Style: Hot pink dot with subtle surrounding detail

Description: Surprisingly functional as an actual crosshair. The dot is visible and the pink stands out on most backgrounds. Your most “practical” NSFW option.

VALORANT Funny Crosshair Codes – Conclusion

VALORANT’s crosshair customization system is incredibly flexible, allowing for both practical competitive setups and hilariously creative designs. Whether you’re using the wholesome Heart crosshair to spread positivity, the Neutral Face to express your disappointment in your teammates’ dry peeks, or trolling with the “My Girlfriend” invisible crosshair, these designs prove that not every gaming session needs to be super serious.

The NSFW options? Well, those are for private matches with friends who share your sense of humor or in ranked if you’re trying to tilt someone. Just maybe don’t use them on stream unless you’re trying to speedrun a Twitch ban. The Boobs crosshair has become somewhat legendary in the community, while the Vagina and Penis crosshairs represent the absolute peak of crosshair engineering degeneracy.

Which crosshair will you try first? The adorable Cat? The nostalgic Flappy Bird? Or are you brave enough to rock one of the NSFW crosshairs in ranked and claim it’s “just a mushroom”? Whatever you choose, remember: your crosshair won’t improve your aim, but it might improve your mood, or get you reported. Happy fragging, and may your crosshairs be as questionable as your ranked teammates’ decision-making!